The modern girl doesn’t need a man. Men hold you back and let you down. A job doesn’t.
Valerie Roper in The Tennis Party by Madeline Wickham (p. 245)
Do you ever notice how all the self-sacrificing women in history, Joan of Arc, Mother Theresa, can’t think of any others, they all die alone. The men on the other hand get so much fuzz, it’s crazy.
It’s an unfair world.
House – TB or Not TB (S02E04)
Sex could kill you.
Do you know what the human body go through when you have sex?
Pupil dilates, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow.
The brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere.
Secretions spit out of every gland.
And the muscles tense and spasm like you’re lifting three times your body weight.
It’s violent, it’s ugly, and it’s messy.
And if God hadn’t made it unbelievable fun, the human race would’ve died out eons ago.
Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm.
You know that women can have an hour-long orgasm?
Allison Cameron – House (Occams Razor S01E03)