Due to the uncertainty of my package’s arrival,
here’s one special post for you, Icha!
They’re just getting married. They’re not spending the rest of their lives together.
For some people, that’s what marriage means.
So you asked yourself, isn’t there something more to life?
Well, let me clue you on something: there isn’t! Absolutely nothing!
I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry?
They’re prisons! Man-made prisons! You’re doing time!
You get up in the morning, she’s there!
You go to sleep at night, she’s there!
It’s like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom.
And you can forget about watching TV while you’re eating!
You know why? Because it’s dinner time!
You know what you do at dinner?
You talk about your day!
It’s sad, Jerry!
It’s a sad stage of life!
To me, the thing about a marriage is
I can’t believe how often it happens.
I mean, I like the idea of it but I can’t believe that many people are meeting people that they wanna see every single day, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day.
That should happen like, three or four times, you know, in a whole century.
Oh I don’t plan to get married. It’s a legalised form of prostitution.
12 y.o Carrie Bradshaw
Candace Bushnell – The Carrie Diaries (p. 6)
I hope you know what you’re getting into. *wink wink*
And I hope you know they’re all joking.
BEST WISHES TO YOU AND YOUR NEW FAMILY!!!
“Legalized form of prostitution?”
no further comments from me. :ppp
I like the first one the best 😉
I like all of them 😀